BRoKEY McPoVERTY

omfg, will u look @ this sh!t?!

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Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another male-bodied person more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest.
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The Sociological Cinema (via trimichaelceratops)

There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse (including “I’m not interested”)


this shit barely works on the street.

dude: can i have your number?
me/woman: i have a boyfriend
dude: so then can we be friends?

rfgrgjnroihjnrfklg,ew

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westborofaptist: grandkanye: tibets: a baby carriage that doubles as a fryer ! Fry all your chicken in one portable, easy baby carriage! where do you put the baby in the fryer  perfect for making baby back ribs get it

westborofaptist:

grandkanye:

tibets:

a baby carriage that doubles as a fryer ! Fry all your chicken in one portable, easy baby carriage!

where do you put the baby

in the fryer 

perfect for making baby back ribs

get it

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crispycheezefriez:

theballadofdevon:

My heart is breaking…BOOST!

Please help this girl get her mother’s body back home!

:-(

bless her heart

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I am so done with everyone on this site.

LOL

reblogging because im 12

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amusealittlemuse: leonsballs:   pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs. So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! Thats fucking adorable as hell another fun fact:  cheetahs arent TECHNICALLY considered ‘big cats.’  they purr, and cannot roar.  big cats (lions, tigers, etc) roar, but cannot purr. can you imagine something that could very well kill you curling up at your feet and purring instead?

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

 

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

another fun fact:  cheetahs arent TECHNICALLY considered ‘big cats.’  they purr, and cannot roar.  big cats (lions, tigers, etc) roar, but cannot purr.

can you imagine something that could very well kill you curling up at your feet and purring instead?

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nocturnofshadow:

redfruitwhiteseeds:

buttless-butler:

Two-face from DC Comics

By Meagan Marie

Impressive makeup work!

OH MY GOD 

this is a fantastic cosplay

well done, my dear

SICK.

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ebonyqueen122:

irukandjii:

viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

omfg I am crying this is so cute

Lmao! I actually laughed so hard that I started to cry.

LOL LOL OLOLOLOLOL.

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watblog: flower exposed to radiation from Fukushima nuclear facility Japan That’s fucked up. omg. View high resolution

watblog:

flower exposed to radiation from Fukushima nuclear facility Japan

That’s fucked up.

omg.

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True facts about sloths [x]

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Yet another real life example of #StreetHarassment on a regular ol' Tuesday on Earth.

  • Me: *walking briskly to work, carrying a coffee and scrolling through my phone* (yes, I was scrolling while walking. don't judge me)
  • Dude: *scurrying to walk beside me* Ooh. Can I get a smile? Please let me get a smile.
  • Me: Why? Why should I smile for you?
  • Dude: Because I like a smiling face.
  • Me: Well then YOU should smile.
  • Dude: What? Are you PMSing or something?
  • Me: *continues walking in silence*
  • Dude: *calls after me* Mean bitch!
  • smh. cant even walk down the damn street.
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